TwIdiotic http://twidiotic.com Silly Twitter People and Posts Wed, 01 Jun 2011 03:21:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 WeinerGate http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/31/weinergate/ http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/31/weinergate/#comments Tue, 31 May 2011 16:46:40 +0000 Head Twitter Idiot http://twidiotic.com/?p=131 Yep exactly what you were thinking. Congressman Anthony Weiner Twitter Account was hacked a a lewd pic was posted.  While it’s an obvious hack and wrong, it does bring a bit of a giggle.

It looks like there will be some legal action and a rumor $200 reward for the capture of the pecker that did this.

The account has been recovered, but Congressman Weiner will have to endure more of the jokes…

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#areasonwhyimsingle is because so far…nobody has been amazing enough to change that.

Seriously, are you really that good?

]]> http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/25/seriously-i-think-its-the-standards/feed/ 0 Anderson Cooper, PREACH IT! http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/24/anderson-cooper-preach-it/ http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/24/anderson-cooper-preach-it/#comments Wed, 25 May 2011 01:47:46 +0000 Head Twitter Idiot http://twidiotic.com/?p=121 Anderson Cooper, takes a shot at Brent Summers Skylor

You are a Moron RT @brentsummers: @skylor I’m pretty sure the @andersoncooper shot is #photoshopped

WHOOPS! Watch the flame guns!

Just to clarify. @skylor seems like a moron, not @brentsummers. Sorry for any confusion. I’m still learning this twitter thing

]]> http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/24/anderson-cooper-preach-it/feed/ 0 Something terrible did happen… http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/21/something-terrible-did-happen/ http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/21/something-terrible-did-happen/#comments Sun, 22 May 2011 02:31:37 +0000 Head Twitter Idiot http://twidiotic.com/?p=117 When will it end? (oh that’s right on Friday, Friday Friday!)

On the set of  the video for my new single

Who can stop Ms Rebecca Black?

]]> http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/21/something-terrible-did-happen/feed/ 0 Warp Funny Mr. Sulu http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/19/warp-funny-mr-sulu/ http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/19/warp-funny-mr-sulu/#comments Thu, 19 May 2011 14:42:39 +0000 Head Twitter Idiot http://twidiotic.com/?p=91 George Takei is simply a funny brilliant man.  He said what all of us were thinking in the Schwarzenegger love child incident.

Schwarzenegger confesses to fathering baby with house staff member, but explains that child is destined to bring down SkyNet in 2031.

AWESOME!

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is alex trebek really smart

Good question!  Was that the question to the answer “smart is alex trebek“

 

type of cloud long and gray?

I’m not sure but google says,

 

weather indianapolis indiana

Lets take a look!

Actually after second thought, he’s not that interesting but would be able to ROCK Google if he could find it!

 

 

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Had to monitor Fox for a story. Can’t. Deal. With. The. Blathering.

It’s been deleted since :( and an apology was released

Original Story Boing Boing.net

 

]]> http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/19/secret-service-not-giving-secrets/feed/ 0 Bear Grylls Oui Wee! http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/18/bear-grylls-oui-wee/ http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/18/bear-grylls-oui-wee/#comments Wed, 18 May 2011 11:35:30 +0000 Head Twitter Idiot http://twidiotic.com/?p=64 The famous Bear Grylls who’s unmatched survival skills have now been proven

In honour of all your @replies about pee drinking. am on vacation in LA. Looks like I’ll have to drink my own pee! http://twitpic.com/4z1fdh

]]> http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/18/bear-grylls-oui-wee/feed/ 0 Football Lockout! GOTTA LOVE IT! http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/12/football-lockout-gotta-love-it/ http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/12/football-lockout-gotta-love-it/#comments Thu, 12 May 2011 18:16:43 +0000 Head Twitter Idiot http://twidiotic.com/?p=57 Reggie Bush gave some of his thoughts on the football lockout.

Everybody complaining about the lockout! Shoot I’m making the most of it! Vacation, rest, relaxing, appearances here and there! I’m good!

Because if he wasn’t locked out he would

Right about now we would be slaving in 100 degree heat, practicing twice a day, while putting our bodies at risk for nothing.

And yes he was kidding!

FYI last tweet was a joke! Relax people damn it’s called sense of humor! Cry me a river why don’t you…

GO REGGIE! AWESOME!

 

]]> http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/12/football-lockout-gotta-love-it/feed/ 0 Have Celebs FIGHT ON TWITTER! http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/11/have-celebs-fight-on-twitter/ http://twidiotic.com/2011/05/11/have-celebs-fight-on-twitter/#comments Thu, 12 May 2011 00:05:24 +0000 Head Twitter Idiot http://twidiotic.com/?p=55 Ever wonder who is smart or stupid on twitter.  Well now you can compare the Twidiots using Stupid Fight from Tom Scott

While not scientific

based on several stupid indicators. Are they using twenty exclamation marks in a row? Do they endlessly use the abbreviation ‘OMG’? Do they seem incapable of working out where their Shift key is? These indicators have a strong correlation with the message, and its sender, being stupid.

Still funny as heck!

Personally I haven’t found many combinations that aren’t  ”dumb as a bag of hammers”  but still will get a giggle.

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